CLASSIC CACK COMMENTS

All those interviews to browse through over the years ... leaves many an occasion for the lads to slip up ( Mark being the top awardee here!) Maybe its sleep deprivation, maybe its a set up LOL

MAD INTERVIEW LINKS

 

MARK'S MOUTHFULS

Before I was famous, I thought Dolce and Gabanna was some kind of Pizza
It's about a guy that's been fooled again and he can't believe that he's the fool again cos he was the fool before and now he's the fool again...
I don't think anyone would want to see my chest."
Hiya story what's the folks"
It's not professional to be drunk on stage but we've performed so many times! One time out of hundreds isn't so bad!
I'm the kind of person that can't use just any toilet.  
I love what I'm doing now, but one day I might just go and live on a desert island.
Here love, here’s 2 kroner – ring your Mam and tell her you won’t be home!
I like a big bust, but if they're wearing a Wonderbra, you could leave the club with Jordan and find Kate Moss pops out.
It's not professional to be drunk on stage but we've performed so many times! One time out of hundreds isn't so bad!
Snogging is the universal language of the world
Eyes can say 'C'mere baby' or they can say 'actually I'm not a very nice person.'
I've met girls in clubs since, that's where most of my snogs are coming from.
I've kissed my dad on the cheek, but everyone does that, don't they?
Obviously if we were called Smelly Socks - no offence to any band of that name - it would be a different story.
I'd like to be Mariah Carey. She's got a great voice - and the other two reasons are obvious!
Passengers are reminded that smoking is not permitted on this plane. Those who wish to do so should go out to the wing area where they will also be able to watch our in-flight movie, gone with the wind.
I went on brilliant holidays when I was younger, but unfortunately I can't remember any of them! 
Did I try any Sushi? Eeek, no. No, but I've eaten McDonalds from all over the world!
"I like a big bust, but if they're wearing a Wonderbra, you could leave the club with Jordan and find Kate Moss pops out."
 

KIAN'S COCK-UPS

The first showing of our new video, When You're Looking Like That will be shown later, don't forget to MISS it!!!
The title, Turnaround, comes from one of the tracks on the album called turnaround....
I don't think anyone's ever seen Mark naked, he's pretty private about stuff like that. Nicky doesn't care, he'll drop his trousers anywhere.
Our manager is always worried that Nicky will injure himself at football. But I don't really mind because there were only 4 members in The Beatles.
We don't have a problem with our gay fans but there is nobody at this table gay except maybe yourself
"So don't forget to miss our brand new video When You're Looking Like That, only on The Box!
"They didn't like the hair; I blame it on the hairdresser! - Kian's theory on why he was attacked.
We were doing a show in Glasgow and for some reason we thought it would be funny to wear kilts. We got a bit carried away and started pretending to flash at the audience, but I flashed my kilt just that little bit too high! The other lads thought it was hilarious but I was mortified! I don’t know whether I scared the first few rows to death or made their night!
Bryan doesn't actually know how to turn a radio on without having it blasting out!"
Bryan never stops talking. We just ignore him half the time!
Nicky's terrified about being stuck in a lift, so I'm always dragging him into them, jumping up and down, pretending it's stuck, anything just to freak him out! Actually…I torment Nicky about most of his phobias!
"Man, if my dad knew what I spend on clothes he'd kill me!"
"Our manager is always worried that Nicky will injure himself at football. But I don't really mind because there were only 4 members in The Beatles."

Kian: When you do a duet with someone of Mariah's statuture (Shane interrupts)
Shane: I actually don't think that, Kian. I think it's stature
Kian: I was trying to be intelligent. sometimes it doesn't work
 

NICKY'S NEAR MISSES

I've never bought a nudie magazine, I've never ever bought one! I swear to God that I never, ever have! Don't look at me like that!
I still go to the toilet My poo still smells, maybe Britney Spears' doesn’t, but mine does
I'd pose naked for a million pounds - but I wouldn't eat a live fish' 
'Are you looking for someone tall, dark and handsome with a good body? Well, skip me, and look again, cause that ain't me! - Nicky's personal ad 
There are some days when you just want to push Shane off his chair.
From the bottom of my arsehole... yeah, it's true, without you, I would fall apart
A fan sent Shane a horse once or did I dream that...no must have dreamt that!  
QUICHE: "It makes me puke. And hot dogs. These big frankfurters look like whale willies."
My warm up routine is loads of press ups, sit ups...nah just McDonalds
My hands are the best part of my body. They're well cool. They are exactly the same as my sister's and brother's!
"I'd pose naked for a million pounds - but I wouldn't eat a live fish"
I still go to the toilet My poo still smells, maybe Britney Spears' doesn’t, but mine does"
A police uniform just knocks me dead. If I see a girl with pretty eyes in a police uniform I'm like hand-cuff me now!"
I think it’s disgusting. A girl’s breasts are only beautiful if they’re natural. All that plastic junk, I can’t deal with that. Mark you're weird!
I haven't seen it, but I’ve heard there's a nude picture of 'me' on the Internet! Hopefully the model they've actually used makes me look good!
The lads say that girls want to grab hold of my ass, but I think it's probably more my blue, twinkly eyes
Eh well I play snooker, that’s almost exercise!
We met Mariah Carey at a Capri, and she was alright, and then we met her again, and she was...alright!
My most annoying habit must be scratching myself, you know...down there. Oh and I like to sit with my hands down my trousers!

 

SHANE'S SCREAMERS

Men have nipples cos they wanna be like women
When I was 8 I slept with a horse!
Breasts or Butts? Butts, you wouldn't want two nipples sticking in your eyes
Some time’s we're terrified of what Bryan might do on stage.
In many ways I prefer horses to women - they never talk back. 
How can a man fake an orgasm, unless you've got a carton of milk handy? Sorry, that's disgusting, but how would you? Like, here's one I made earlier! 
Well everyone talks to their horses when they're lonely, don't they?!
I went away for a three-day rugby tournament and I forgot all my boxer shorts. We were in the middle of nowhere and I had to wear the same pair day in, day in, day out, even during the matches. They smelt after a while!
My mum always says I’ve nice hands, I always think; Ok, but what bout the rest of me? Is the rest of me rank?
When I was in the band I.O.U I bleached my hair blonde. It was a disaster -it looked like a bad version of Kian's!
During a game of football against a local team in Hong Kong I missed the ball and kicked the floor hard, which really hurt my foot. The next day I was limping badly and all of the guys started calling me Sheena because they said I was acting like a big girl!
Is there anyone in this room who wouldn’t shag Britney? (Silence!) Everyone wants 2 shag her!
 

BRYAN'S BLOOPERS

Shane loves milk, he has a cow in his bedroom.
Kian puts the 'con' into 'economy
When you've been touring like all over Asia and stuff and you come back, and you're on the golf course, you can't believe that there's nobody who knows you. You're walking on to the green and the flag is waving, and you get paranoid, thinking the flag is gonna ask you for your autograph!
My warm up routine for the tour? Eating McDonalds!
I wanna join the Spice Girls!
Because of my appearance, I never thought I could be a pop star. I’d always thought I stood a better chance of being a comedy actor like John Candy. But when the weight started to come off, I realised I had a chance.
I can fart in tune and I think that’s a real talent!
I've never had a bacon roll Birmingham - who wants to eat one from a place with 'mingin ham' in its name?
Don't eat yellow snow
Mark's good qualities are that he's asleep 16 hours a day!
What kind of bees make milk? BOOBIES!!
"I wanted to be a comedian because I was heavy and I knew a lot of fat comics."
 

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