Don't blame me for the title - isn't down to me, and I'm sorry this isn't quite what you girls were hoping for, Best I can do is a can of whipped cream left over from Christmas. This is more a - what you should find in the fridge dependant on Starsigns. Load of old tosh if you ask me! Shane's fridge is bare, Kian belts down the kebab house and leave curled up slices of pizza in his for years - my Mam's fridge is full of lettuce and the Byrnes eat out every night!
WHAT'S IN YOUR FRIDGE?
ARIESTAURUS
Your jumbo appliance bulges with quality produce and
mouth-watering ingredients for gourmet feasts. Kian's a bit 'o a gorm - et ?
But he does love throwing posh scran together
GEMINI
A tempting assortment of titbits you can graze on and
dip into Hey! and I'm a Gemini, and - gotta say I like to dip
into as many as I can ( ah - and food ) But I have seen the inside o Dame
Hilda's fridge - and condemned it..............
CANCER
Fresh, healthy fare, plus comfort food for you and
bribes for the kids That's our Shane alright, for a moment there I got
worried at the 'healthy bit' but he's 'big up' on comfort food. And when you go
around 'Filan Palace' there's a trillion related rugrats bounding about - so I
bet he bribes them. The bit I don't get is - that this is Bex's starsign and the
only thing in her fridge is chilled vodka and mixers.........
LEO
Gastronomic delights - prime cuts, wicked deserts and
extravagant delicates - are enthroned in a deluxe model Hang on?
shouldn't this be Nixters fridge?
LIBRA
Decorative dishes share shelf space with cosmetics or
cut flowers kept fresh for a special occasion Whaaaaa? This is NICKY'S?? Ok,
granted , I suppose he might keep his TV foundation on the back shelf for health
reasons
SCORPIO
A stash of aphrodisiac oysters is staple fare. Strong
blue cheeses and black pudding may also be stockpiled Yeeeeeah - hold on teh
stinking cheese - but introduce me to some Scorpio ladees!
SAGITTARIUS
Your fridge groans under the weight of game, spices and
foreign specialities - some well past their sell by date. Sounds like you
don't get many dates eh! best clear the cobwebs out the fridge AND life
CAPRICORN
Your fridge - freezer holds low-fat low-carb meal, all
prepared in advance to max - Bet its all cooked by your mother though!
AQUARIUS
An eccentric mixture, stored in cold packs and tins,
which resembles a science lab Sounds all a bit - nasty, hope the only body
parts are animal....
PISCES
Its overflowing with goodies, from booze to your
favourite fish, and a sprinkling of random objects you've absent-mindedly
misplaced Send me over a Piscean woman - they sound interesting