FOOD FETISHES

Don't blame me for the title - isn't down to me, and I'm sorry this isn't quite what you girls were hoping for, Best I can do is a can of whipped cream left over from Christmas. This is more a - what you should find in the fridge dependant on Starsigns. Load of old tosh if you ask me! Shane's fridge is bare, Kian belts down the kebab house and leave curled up slices of pizza in his for years - my Mam's fridge is full of lettuce and the Byrnes eat out every night!

 

WHAT'S IN YOUR FRIDGE?

ARIES
Snacks, fast food and energy drinks to relieve hunger pangs and keep your energy levels high- In general that's our Brian...but nowadays there still isn't a lettuce leaf to be seen and loads of rank fresh made carrot juice ti keep his waistline trim

TAURUS
Your jumbo appliance bulges with quality produce and mouth-watering ingredients for gourmet feasts. Kian's a bit 'o a gorm - et ? But he does love throwing posh scran together

GEMINI
A tempting assortment of titbits you can graze on and dip into   Hey! and I'm a Gemini, and - gotta say I like to dip into as many as I can ( ah - and food ) But I have seen the inside o Dame Hilda's fridge - and condemned it..............

CANCER
Fresh, healthy fare, plus comfort food for you and bribes for the kids That's our Shane alright, for a moment there I got worried at the 'healthy bit' but he's 'big up' on comfort food. And when you go around 'Filan Palace' there's a trillion related rugrats bounding about - so I bet he bribes them. The bit I don't get is - that this is Bex's starsign and the only thing in her fridge is chilled vodka and mixers.........

LEO
Gastronomic delights - prime cuts, wicked deserts and extravagant delicates - are enthroned in a deluxe model  Hang on? shouldn't this be Nixters fridge?

VIRGO
Spotless shelves sport organic produce, vitamins and medicine - all in labelled containers D'ya recon they are hinting that all Virgo's are freaks? cos no-ones hat organised!

LIBRA
Decorative dishes share shelf space with cosmetics or cut flowers kept fresh for a special occasion Whaaaaa? This is NICKY'S?? Ok, granted , I suppose he might keep his TV foundation on the back shelf for health reasons

SCORPIO
A stash of aphrodisiac oysters is staple fare. Strong blue cheeses and black pudding may also be stockpiled Yeeeeeah - hold on teh stinking cheese - but introduce me to some Scorpio  ladees!

SAGITTARIUS
Your fridge groans under the weight of game, spices and foreign specialities - some well past their sell by date. Sounds like you don't get many dates eh! best clear the cobwebs out the fridge AND life

CAPRICORN
Your fridge - freezer holds low-fat low-carb meal, all prepared in advance to max - Bet its all cooked by your mother though!

AQUARIUS
An eccentric mixture, stored in cold packs and tins, which resembles a science lab Sounds all a bit - nasty, hope the only body parts are animal....

PISCES
Its overflowing with goodies, from booze to your favourite fish, and a sprinkling of random objects you've absent-mindedly misplaced Send me over a Piscean woman - they sound interesting

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