BACKLOGGED STARSIGNS

25TH JANUARY

Ok so I got moaned at for not sending ya last weeks stars but I was working hard in Portugal on the tour rehearsals & topping up me tan, any way here is ya stars for this week and I got moaned @ by our Crimson ( site kitten) cos I cant remember her birthday / If she's in my thoughts... shouldn't it be her birthday everyday?

 

Aries – Bryan
To describe one relationship as an affair is unfair. What occurs this week will prove that someone has genuine feelings & you could find yourself in an awkward situation. You always end up in awkward situations mate. Pleased for ya to be able to admit things to the world

Taurus – Kian
You may have domestic concerns but what’s going on outside the home is as important. Family may press you to seize and opportunity.  Take note of this & buck up ya ideas at rehearsals. What plans ya family dreamt up for ya now?

Gemini –Me, meself and I and me partner in crime the nutty Dame Hilda
The imminent full Moon will create enough excitement to sustain your interest. Certain people may well be hatching fanciful plans & there will be no shortage of twists. Ever barked at the moon Hilda, lets try it together cause I will get excited if you get interested..                               

Cancer – Shane and me wonderful, super sexy, holder of me sacks!! Bex.            
It’s quite easy to make a mistake when gathering facts, figures or statements. What’s proposed next week doesn’t require that much input but the results are amazing. Yeah Shane, royalties are now split 4 ways. Bex I will ask ya if ya let me input something into ya

Leo
The moon will force you to be less discreet about your feelings. What you reveal will leave folk wanting to know more..  I love my ladies to be discreet, so come on reveal all to me

Virgo
Certain people can be vague and create confusion or force all to be lost in translation
.. Yeah have a good week

Libra – Nicky, Dame Evadne and Yvette.
Two’s company, three’s a crowd – meaning that certain companions could wreck everything and not just for you. An outing before midweek is not to be missed. No chance of you being in a crowd Nix staying in whilst we get drunk. Yvette no-one will wreck anything for us, where ya off midweek then?

Scorpio
A career breaking opportunity is shown. The tide has turned in your favour – though your home life may remain unsettled. Does the tide actually turn or does it just go in and out? I am available to help ya feel settled

Sagittarius
A flurry of activity is shown and in some ways you could become giddy. You’ll receive a call Tuesday that requires immediate attention.. Answer ya phone on Tuesday then ladies and I will send ya giddy alright – will take ya on the waltzers

Capricorn
You should get financial compensation but don’t forget the emotional losses you’ve incurred. Whether you can match someone's offer is something to consider. I can make ya an offer but I wont pay ya a penny

Aquarius
Do you want to be in a serious relationship? Until now you didn’t but others will show they want you. Just to clear up any misunderstanding, I aint offering but someone out there sounds like they are.

Pisces
You may have felt taken for granted. Now you may be called to the rescue via an invitation you cant refuse.  Get out there and be there hero. You shouldn’t let anyone take ya for granted – demand some respect.

 

9TH JANUARY

Well as ya can probably tell my resolution is paying off to be on time with things. Bit of a mixed week as we are now back at work but that means we will soon be on the road & I can catch up with all me ladies.

 

Aries – Brian
Before you progress with grand plans for the future, you need to face up to the possible repercussions of a major decision that you now have to make. This decision involves money & will affect any folk that depend on you.  Enough said mate I reckon – be fair & split it all 50/50

Taurus – Kian
If there’s a problem you’ve been unable to fix for a while don’t give up. The opportunity to solve it comes along once again. A well meaning friend gives you a prod in the right direction. Try yellow pages under DIY you plank!!!

Gemini– Me n Hilda
A sensitive issue requires a tactful yet positive approach. You may have to work at finding the right balance between satisfying your own needs & those of a loved one. I am sensitive & you have been known to be tactful Hilda – shall we satisfy each other?

Cancer– Shane, Dame Bex, Lasty               
The extra work or effort that you have been putting into a business or domestic enterprise begins to pay off. The rewards for your labour should be sweet because you’ve gone well beyond the call of duty. My Bex is sweet & always goes beyond duty. Shane you finally got ya house straight & Lasty how many more stars you gonna get to look after?

Leo
People with a positive or creative attitude inspire you – especially if they help you to see the lighter side of life.  Well then ladies – I could show ya a creative side if ya want….

Virgo
A domestic issue that you have been avoiding for quite some time may suddenly have to be addressed. Plans for your family may hinge on what develops from this. In other words ladies do ya washing up cause the family cant eat without plates ha ha

Libra – Nicky and Yvette
If you’ve been hesitating about a commitment it’s high time to make that decision you’ve been avoiding or mulling over for far too long. So Yvette babe, you want me or not? What ever it is ya fancy Nicky buy it!!!

Scorpio
When it comes to personal matters or finances, there will be some challenging issues to face this week but as usual you have what it takes to triumph over adversity.  Sounds like ya credit card bill is set to arrive – ya can always sell ya unwanted xmas pressies

Sagittarius
Draw on the wisdom of your experience. Listen to your intuition & look out for telltale signs this week especially when dealing with any doubts. Surely you aint got any doubts about me being the answer to ya prayers & I have experience!!!!

Capricorn
This week you have your heart set on spending time by yourself & are willing to move mountains to find peace & quiet. Aww I feel sorry for me ladies on this one – I would love some peace & quiet but never manage to find any.

Aquarius
This week promises much for the future as you get to share your ideas & beliefs with someone you respect. I will respect ya – so what ideas do ya have for next weekend – well it is the future.

Pisces
A lively turn of events offers you the chance to establish a new routine that will prove important for all the right reasons.  Where is the party? Lets practice dance routines eh girls?

 

 

3RD JANUARY 2005

Happy New Year to all me ladies. Hope ya have all had a good rest and most importantly have got to spend time with ya loved ones. I would like to say a big Thank You to ya all for my Christmas pressies – one question though Dame Hilda – did ya forget to post mine? Mmm anyway, New Year fresh start – my resolution – be even sexier this year.

 

Aries – Brian
Determined to hit the ground running in 2005, you’re getting off to an important start. Being in major clear-out mode ensures last year’s left-overs are out of your life – no half measures for you.   Well ya never order half measures do ya mate? Happy New Year buddy – been calling ya but ya phone seems switched off – you outta the country or something!!!!!

Taurus – Kian
How often have you wished you’ve said or done something at the time? Well, this week’s intense aspects give you no choice but to take the bull by the horns. It’ll feel fine once you get a grip. Don’t tell me ya still aint done the proposal bit… bet Jodi does feel fine when ya grip her don’t she?

Gemini– Me n Hilda
Gemini’s like to look ahead but you’re called back to go over what’s just happened or to discuss how someone feels. Just allow whatever needs to be said to come to the surface. 2005 bring it on! Shall we discuss our feelings Hilda – you know your feelings are boiling up now towards me. Waistband surface do ya think?

Cancer – Shane, Dame Bex, Lasty               
A New Year has dawned, and you’re in make-over mood which encourages you to ditch old habits and get going on ways to deliver a new you. Lasty, don’t ditch us for that x-factor guy – he wont last. Shane you aint going solo. Bex, surely I aint just a habit…..

Leo
You’re not easing yourself gently into the New Year, but are initiating big changes or making dramatic statements. You already know 2005 is going to be huge for you, even if you’re not sure why.  Please ladies – no need to tell me ya love me I already know. I have something huge for ya, just give us a shout...

Virgo
New Year – new start –you’re already on the case. Personal moves are afoot which require you to let go of the past. Everything seems clear cut to you so this is it.. How many times do ya ladies say you will make a new start. Past always haunts ya so let it go.

Libra – Nicky and Yvette
You can be charm itself, even when others are pushing your buttons. As the year begins, you’re looking at the bigger picture, not the little issues. Your own plans have the stamp of personal transformation about them . We all know that you are looking at the bigger picture Nico, fancy telling the press we wanna make it in America. Yvette – can I push your buttons babe????

Scorpio
You enter 2005 stepping into the unknown. A switch of priorities and a change of direction can bring about a great feeling of transformation, which is, after all, what you are all about. There are many things unknown about me – let me be ya priority cause I can give ya great feelings.

Sagittarius
Being your own person should be easy enough but sometimes you have to spell things out. Being honest is the best policy and will clear space for your exciting year ahead. See ladies stop lying to yourself like Hilda keeps doing – be honest ya want me..

Capricorn
You have your own personal agenda as this year begins, which you may not wish to share with all and sundry. Of course you cant control everything but planting seeds in people’s minds is important & you will be amazed at what comes out of a few suggestions. I could come up with some suggestions and if ya want ya can control me. Planting seeds – me again eh?

Aquarius
You feel certain people hold the key to your future as you enter 2005, & if you are going to be part of the picture, then you need to get involved. You soon realise airing views is the only way forward & bearing this in mind you soon say your piece. I will say my piece now – I can help ya get in pictures in 2005 so step forward ladies.

Pisces
You’re quite upfront about how you see 2005 developing – what you’d like to happen and where you stand. You can’t wait any longer for a slice of the action.  No I cant wait for you upfront ladies to give me some action either – how about it eh?

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