Now Bryan darling, during a few drinkies I will give you my thoughts and I would like your comments on them. Bryan: * Ha ha, she wants my opinion!!!* Let’s take a different view at what Westlife sing; some of their lyrics do give you something to think about. Doris is a dear old Dame but she does scare easily, so I will warn Mark he should be safe with her. Well this is my first outing on the site, hope you all enjoy it and I will be back soon with more bits and pieces for you. I’m not too sure about Bryan, he’s a bit of a live wire.
SWEAR IT AGAIN
‘Even the day must give way to the night, but I’m not buying’ ~ Dark to light to dark to light. Night to day to night to day. Someone explain it to them please! ~ Bryan: Well that was Kian ye know him, he won’t spend a penny unless he’s forced!!!
IF I LET YOU GO
‘There’s no-one like you, you speak to my heart’ ~ Is my face not good enough anymore then? ~ Bryan: That is supposed to sound beautiful, ye know heart-felt!
FLYING WITHOUT WINGS
‘I’m flying without wings’ ~ HOW THE HELL DO THEY DO THAT????? ~ Bryan: Ask Mark, He’s the one with all the Red Bull!!!!
FOOL AGAIN
‘I’ve seen the picture, it’s written all over your face’ ~ ~ I suggest you wash it off before your mother sees it! ~ Bryan: I usually have smut written all over my face.
I DON'T WANNA FIGHT
‘You’re not gone, but you’re not here’ ~ Ok, would someone like to explain how that works? ~ Bryan: Certainly Doris. Take 6 bottles of Vodka, A crate of Red Bull and then you try it!!
‘I can’t dream, sleepless nights have got me bad, the only dream I ever had…’ ~ Hang on; didn’t he just say he couldn’t dream? ~ Bryan: Yeah but Shane talks crap!!!
CHANGE THE WORLD
‘Losing you, well it’s been the hardest thing to do’ ~ I hate to argue, but losing something is easy, it’s finding it again that’s the hard part! ~ Bryan: Yes I lost my wedding ring and yes it is hard to find it again but believe me coping with the loss is the hardest part – well after Kerry finds out!!!
OPEN YOUR HEART
‘Baby, open your heart’ ~ But please don’t bleed on my carpet! ~ Bryan: I might and Mark might, Shane and Nicky would but they would probably pass out but Kian won’t give ye nothin’ coz he tight as arseholes!!!
WHAT I WANT IS WHAT I GOT
‘I took a chance, I let go’ ~ And I fell flat on my face! ~ Bryan: Well yeah it is normally one casualty per night!!
MY LOVE
‘I wonder how, I wonder why, I wonder where you are’ ~ STOP! One question at a time please! ~ Bryan: Ahhhhhhhh ye poor ole love I’ll slow down a bit if ye turn up yer hearing aid!!
WHAT MAKES A MAN
‘Tell me what makes a man’ ~ Slugs and snails and puppy dogs tails if my memory serves me well. ~ Bryan: Unless yer Mark and he’s full of Red Bull and Nicky id full of shite!!!
WHEN YOUR LOOKING LIKE THAT
‘How am I supposed to walk on by when you’re looking like that’ ~ One foot in front of the other is usually a good place to start! ~ Bryan: Unless ye are wrecked and then it is more difficult.
ANGELS WINGS
‘Now I know no matter what the question, Love is the answer. ~ Not to 7 X 8 it isn’t, need I go on? ~ Bryan: Hmmmmmmmmm, Shane is the number man.
PUZZLE OF MY HEART
‘It’s the way she’s always smiling’ ~ She’s had a face lift then! ~Bryan: Nah she has just seen me lucky balls
FRAGILE HEART
'With all this fire that burns between us’ ~ Somebody had better call the fire brigade! ~Bryan: Ask Nicky, Byrne Baby Byrne.
EVERY LITTLE THING YOU DO
‘Anywhere there’s a crowd you stand out’ ~ It’s about time you had a bath! ~ Bryan: Have ye ever smelled one of Nicky’s farts? OMG disgusting.
QUEEN OF MY HEART
‘How do I say, do I say goodbye’ ~ Goodbye, adieu, farewell, bye bye, au revoir. To name but a few options. ~ Bryan: P*** off! F*** off!!! Want me to continue?
I’ll always look back as I walk away’ ~ Just watch out for that lamp-post! ~ Bryan: Too late drunken bum Feehily hit it head on, personally I think he looks much better – oh noooooo sorry I got that wrong, his lips are always that big!!
‘Let’s take tonight, and never let go’ ~ It all depends what I’m holding on to!!! ~ Bryan: Grab this love!!!!! **** Doris slaps Bryan’s face and flees the room!! 20 minutes later and a bottle of gin later she returns**********
BOP BOP BABY
‘When I get your machine and I don’t hear me’ ~ If you listen carefully, they actually say ‘If I get Shaun The Sheep! ~ Bryan: Too much gin love???
I CRY
‘I cry silently, I cry inside of me, I cry hopelessly’ ~ Someone give him a tissue! ~ Bryan: That would be Sheena or Nicola!!
UPTOWN GIRL
‘She’s been living in her white bread world’ ~ What’s wrong with brown bread? ~ Bryan: Coz too much gives yer the shites!!!
EVERGREEN
‘And I wonder, I wonder why you wanna stay the night. ~ Does that really need an explanation? ~ Bryan: Lemme show you again!!!
TO BE LOVED
‘There’s nothing real that I wouldn’t steal to be loved by you’ ~ Stealing is a crime, you know that don’t you? ~ Bryan: May I steal a kiss?
‘A kiss that sets your soul alight’ ~ Would that be spontaneous human combustion? ~ Bryan: Have you ever chucked a bottle of meths over someone on fire?? Jaysusssss!
‘Would it be alright if I spent tonight being loved by you’ ~ You don’t have to ask Shane!! ~ Bryan: Look here old girl tis. B.R.Y.A.N – Bryan!
IF YOUR HEARTS NOT IN IT
‘Ooh ooh, Ooh, Oh yeah baby’ ~ Are they having an orgasm or what? ~ Bryan: I wasn’t but I bet horny Bryne was
‘Please don’t try to fake what you don’t feel’ ~ I thought girls faked it most of the time! ~ Bryan: Bur ye not supposed to let us know about it, hurts our feelings.
‘Anything you ask of me I’d do’ ~ Really? Anything? Now let me think… ~ Bryan: Ye want another bottle of Gin?
WHEN YOU COME AROUND
‘Well I’m here on the floor and I’m ready for more’ ~ Ooh yeah BABY!!! ~ Bryan: Really ye fancy a go then?
DON'T LET ME GO
‘Would you listen if I spoke from the heart’ ~ I never knew your heart could talk! ~ Bryan: Shane can’t he talks outta his arse.
ANGEL
‘So tired of the straight lines and everywhere you turn’ ~ Since when did straight lines have turns? ~ Bryan: Keep drinking like ye are love and ye will soon see.
UNBREAKABLE
‘Took my hand, touched my heart’ ~ I do hope it’s a qualified surgeon! ~ Bryan: No I’m not a surgeon but I am a gynaecologist in training.
‘This love is unbreakable’ ~ You’ve obviously not shown it to my kids yet! ~ Bryan: Molly’s the same!!
Regards to all my lovely fans Doris Xx X