Here are a few Irish jokes I found whilst browsing the internet with our Nicky - he's rather nifty with his engine.......SEARCH ENGINE I mean..... Please note; They are not just POP AT THE Irish but apart from your usual Nix style joke. We have a damn good go at the English too.
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Well, our witty Dubliner like a good craic!! and a pint - Nicky's a seriously devoted Irishman - He drinks Guinness! - have you ever tasted that stuff? *heave* This dame cant understand how he's a slim wiry Dubliner! but I suppose the traditional drink is an Irishman's form of colonic irrigation....
WHAT IS AN IRISHMAN
An Irishman is a man who?
May not believe there is a God, but is darn sure of the infallibility of the Pope...
Won't eat meat on Friday, but will drink Jameson for breakfast.....
Has great respect for the truth, he uses in emergencies...
Sees things not as they are but the way they never will be.....
Cries at sad movies, but cheers in battle....
Hates the English, but reserves his cruelty for countryman....
Gets more Irish the further he gets from Ireland.....
Believes in civil rights, but not in his neighbourhood...
Believes to forgive is divine, therefore doesn't exercise it himself....
Loves religion for its own sake,
but also because it makes it so inconvenient for his neighbours....
Scorns money, but worships those who have it...
Considers any Irishman who achieves success to be a traitor...
EXTERNAL IRISH FUN
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