COCK-TALES WITH KIAN
Well, this is something I have looked forward to for a long while. Kian and myself (Evadne) are going to create the world of Westlife cocktails, complete with recipes so you can make them yourselves at home. So pull up a chair (or play safe like I am and sit on the floor, coz you sure as hell can’t fall any further)
WARNING CHILDREN, PLEASE DO NOT TRY THIS STUNT AT HOME, BOTH KIAN AND MYSELF ARE PROFESSIONAL DRINKERS. WE ALSO HAVE DR. MCFADDEN AND SAFETY EXPERT MR SHANE FILAN, ON HAND IN THE EVENT OF ANY ACCIDENTS OCCURRING.
COCKTAIL LIST
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HANGOVER TALL TALES
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PROFESSIONAL CURE
Bryan has imparted years of experience into this for us all. First aid in case of a Real Mother ( of a hangover - that is...) If you can make it under your shower, here is: The Professional Hangover Cure:
As soon as you can move your body, gorge down the two ASPIRINS with a big glass of plain water, but don't finish the water yet - dissolve the thiamine and the ALKA SELTZER in the rest. Meanwhile, drink your milk! (you need oil, grease or fat in order to absorb the vitamins), and then drink the alka seltzer/thiamine cocktail.
Put the espresso pot on the stove (no filter coffee!). Take a hot/cold shower. Finish cold! Squeeze the lemon. Mix the juice with the espresso. DOWN! (it's delicious) Finish your milk. While you are leaving the house, chew on something like a croissant or a slice of bread. Try to grab some fresh strawberries somewhere. Good Luck!
As you sit there with the icepack on your head, remember that you'll probably only use these remedies once... because you'll "never drink again", right?! ALTERNATELY YOU CAN STILL USE BRYANS ORIGINAL HANGOVER CURE WHICH IS TO STAY DRUNK
