Welcome to the weird and mysterious world of Mystic Mark. Have any of you realised and to be honest none of the others have...that I have been given 2 jobs. This one and also as your resident agony aunt! I think Dame Evadne is behind it and I’m sure she will ask for something in return, but I must put that out of my mind for now. This is my deep and meaningful insights of 'the lads' birth signs
ASTROLOGY
Birth signs, Palmistry, Portents and general 'new age' bits
& bobs......
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ASTROLOGY
Astrologically Westlife are a compatible team. Aries Bryan is the big ‘I am’
statement: a live wire guaranteed to provide fun & frolics, wherever he may
roam. Taurus Kian is sensible, stable & in no hurry. He has grounded energy &
likes to know where he’s heading & what’s going down! Gemini Mark has a
sensitive side bestowed by Venus in Cancer. This lad can’t abide demanding,
‘unnecessary’ people/situations. With Mars in Virgo he is methodical, ‘picky’ &
perfectionist: his own worst critic. Nicky is a mad Libran who has energy &
endurance thanks to Mars in Scorpio . With a Capricorn Moon Nicky is determined,
focused & ambitious, if not a little stubborn. Finally, Cancerian Shane
introduces sentiment & sensitivity. But his Sagittarian Moon makes him
extrovert, energetic & a bit restless: a ‘bounding bunny’, you might say.
All’s well in camp Westlife as ‘Mandy’ brings them their 12th number one. Keep it up lads: four to go before the 16 ‘cut off’ point. The tried & tested formula of the schmultzy, classy ballad clearly hits the spot! The Westies tried to spread their wings & fly solo. But the likes of ‘Bop Bop Baby’ & the nonchalant ‘Hey Whatever’ didn’t quite get us there. Self-penned masterpieces & offbeat ideas don’t cut the mustard. Simon Cowell is the way to go: listen up lads! Perhaps the mature Westlife should check out the ‘Bread’ back catalogue: there must be millions to be made from these old vintage classics. This could be the kind of overkill that will expand the Ferrari collection & keep the in-laws happy.
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Shane, Cancer: 5 July 1979 Kian, Taurus: 29 April 1980 Bryan, Aries: 12 April 1980 Mark, Gemini: 28 May 1980 Nicky, Libra: 9 Oct 1978 |
